Sta.sh
Artistic 1) Prussia
2) China
3) England
4) Italy
5) Germany
6) America
7) France
8) Russia
9) Sealand
10) Romano
~Questions~
1) 6 Enters your bedroom at night, saying (s)he had a nightmare. What do you do?
Me: You watched a scary movie, huh?
America: Y-yes.....can you hold me?
Me: *blushes like mad* Uuuuuuh.....sure, but d-dont take it the wrong way!
2) You're hosting a party with 3, 9, and 7. What's going on?
I'm trying to help England kill France while Sealand goes around saying "Look at me I'm a country!!!"
3) 1 says 9 stole his/her last (favorite food/drink). Reactions?
Me: *facepalm* Dude, he's like, what, eight? Fucking whip him with a belt or somethin and make him give it back
Prussia: That's.....totally unawesome
Me: .....It's how I was raised......*goes and steals food/drink from Sealand*
4) 4 and 9 are yelling at 3. Why? What do you do?
.....I think Italy's too drunk to realize he's yelling at England. And Sealand is just trying to prove he's a country. I'd probably scare em off so I could have Iggy to myself~ //shot
5) 7 is spreading rumors about 2 and 10. What is it about?
France: Ohhonhonhon~ They both look like they'd be a uke in bed~
Me:YOU GODDAMN PERVERT!!! GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE I KILL YOU!
6) 3 looks up your skirt! Your reaction?
Me: *blushes like mad* W-What the hell are you doing? I thought you were a gentleman!
England: I'm going back to my pirate days, love~
Me: ......That's.....sexy~
7) 3 and 4 have a big secret. You and 5 happen to stumble upon it. What is it?
Me: I can't believe England has sex toys.....And so does Italy.....
Germany: Mein Gott....
8) 2 says that 1, 7, 8 are fighting over you. (S)he suggests 7. Who do you pick?
China: Wargirl! Prussia, France, and Russia are fighting over you-aru!!!
Me: *facepalm* Of course France would be in that group....
China: You should pick him
Me: WHY IN THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT?!?!!? Oh, you want me to kill him don't you?
China: *nods*
Me: Too bad, CAUSE I'M GOING WITH PRUSSIA!!!!
9) 5's birthday is today, but (s)he is all alone. What do you do?
Me: *scratch back of my head nervously* Ummm....I didn't know what to get you for your birthday.....so I got you some porn...
Germany: *blushes like mad* Err........thank you.....
10) 6 Wants to kiss you. What do you say?
Me: Hell yeah, sexy! :3
11) 3 is obsessed with 10. How does 4 deal with his/her jealousy?
Italy: Vee....I heard banging noises coming from Romano's room after him and England went in there....
Me: *trying to keep dirty thoughts out of my head* I'm sure they were just.......wrestling......
12) 1 is becoming really irritating. Reaction?
Prussia: Kesesese~ I'm-
Me: IF YOU SAY YOU'RE AWESOME ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I WILL RIP OFF YOUR DICK AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS SO YOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!
13) You host a slumber party, inviting 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 over and you're being forced to pair up with someone to sleep with from losing a bet. Why? Who do you end up with?
Prussia: Kesesese~ Since you lost, you have to sleep with one of us!!!
Me: W-What? H-Hell no!!!
France: You can sleep with me whenever you want, Emily~~~
Me: *punches him*
Sealand: Pick me!!! Your breasts look like good pillows.
Me:
Ummm....I won't pick Germany just cause he's a closet pervert....I'll go with Artie!!!England: *blushes* Oh....err, I wont try anything, I swear!
Me: I wouldn't mind if you did~~~
14) Refer to (13). While you guys prepare for bed, that person strips down to his underwear, saying it is his/her pajamas. What do you do?
Me: W-W-What are you doing, England?
England: Oh, these are my pajamas, love. Would you like for me to put something else on?
Me:...........N-No, don't make yourself uncomfy.....*blushes*
15) Same question except with 2. What do you do?
Me: .......China, put some damn clothes on
China: These are my pajamas-aru!
Me:........You're sleeping on the edge of the bed then.......
16) Same thing, except (s)he's just flirting with you. What do you do?
China: So......can you meow like Shinanity Kitty for me~~~
Me: *pulls out 22mm pistol* Wanna say that again?
China: .......no......
17) 5 and 6 ask you to decide who is better looking. Who do you choose?
America: Dudette! Don't I look better than Germany?
Me: Sorry Germany, no offense, but I'm stickin with my counrty~~~
18) 1 and 10?
Me: *sighs* Uuuuuuh........I think Romano, just cause I am part Italian...
Romano: Ha! stupid potato bastard!
19) 2 and 7?
France: Who's better, me, or China?
Me: ..........................................goddamnit...........................you France.....
France: * "hugs" me* Aah~ I knew you loved me~
Me: Go fuck a duck....
20) You go to a party with 3. Where? Why?
England: I'm sorry I have to drag you to this dance. I know you hate dancing, but France said if I showed up alone, I'd have to dance with him
Me: It's ok, Arthur. I would have done the same if I were in your shoes
21) 1 is dying. What do you do?
Me: But.............Prussia's too awesome to die....
22) Out of 1, 2, 3, who is your Valentine's date?
Me: *blushing* E-England's my valentine.....
England: Oh, really love? I thought you would go for Prussia....
Me:
HELL NO! You're sexier~~~~23) Same question except, 4, 5,6.
Me: Oh America~~~ Come be my valentine!
America: Sweet! I got the kick ass girl!!!
24) Again, because this meme demands it! 7, 8, 9.
Me: *edges away from France* I choose Russia! Save me please.
Russia: Kol kol kol kol~
France: *runs*
25) 10 takes you to the theatre. What goes on?
Me: ......................A chick flick?
Romano: Dont you girls like this sort of thing?
Me: Fuck no! Well, not me at least!
Romano: Damnit, that would have been nice to know!!!
26) 3 and 6 stole something of yours? What was it? Reaction?
Me: YOU GODDAMN PERVERTS!!!!! GIVE ME BACK MY CLOTHES NOW!!!
America: Dude.....her breasts are bigger than they look.....
England:
Y-Yes....they are.....27) You enter your house, only to find out 1 moved in. What do you do?
Me: Remember my threat to you earlier, Prussia....
Prussia: *gulps*
28) 4 and 7 moved in as well? Reaction?
Me: YOU FUCKING FROG!!!! NO YOU CANNOT STAY HERE!!! I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP MY VIRGINITY THANK YOU!!!
France:
Me: You can stay Italy~ We can cook pasta and shit!
29) 1 is feeling ill. Why? Do you help?
Me: Well.......your "awesomeness" should heal you up....
Prussia: Emily, You're being unawesome!
30) 2 had a car accident. What do you do?
Me: Oh......well...................just dont die........
China: ........I dont feel loved-aru
31) 1,5,6 invite you on a road trip! Then the vehicle breaks down. What happens?
Prussia: This damn car is unawesome!
Me: *sighs and sits by America*
Germany: Damnit, maybe I can fit it....
America: dude, I'm starvin bro!!!
32) Needing help in classes. You have 4 and 8 tutor you. What happens?
Me: Of all people available, it's Russia and Italy...
Italy: Veeee~~
Russia: ^J^ Da.
Me: I'm so gonna fail English......
33) A tornado wiped out 10's home. Do you help?
Me: Romano, come stay at my house
Romano: I dont want to damnit!
Me: <.< It wasnt a choice. *drags him off*
34) 7 to help him/her make dinner using nothing but marshmallows. Participate?
Me: Goddamn, why am I alone with you?!?
France: Cause you know you love me~~~
Me: *shoves bag of marshmallows into his mouth*
35) Something's going on in 1's bedroom, you hear 1 and 9 in there. Do you go in?
Me: For all I know, Prussia's teaching him things....*goes in*
Prussia: And that's how you get into a girls-
Me: PRUSSIA!!! YOU DAMN PERVERT GET THE FUCK OUT!!! SEALAND DONT NEED TO BE HEARING THESE THINGS!!!!!
Prussia: *runs*
Me: What did he tell you?
Sealand: He told me to tell girls "Suck my dick"
Me: .........fuck......
36) You and 1 are stuck in an elevator. What happens?
I end up killing him out of annoyance
37) Refer to (36) 3 happens to appear in the stuck elevator. Now what?
Me: O-oh.....hey England
England: Hello, love....mind if we pass the time?
Me: Nope, not at all!
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38) 3 demands you are to be his wife/husband. What do you do?
England: Will you marry-
Me: FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *glomps him*
39) You are asked to watch over 2,4, and 6 for the day. What happens?
Me: China, try to get Italy to stop making pasta. Where's America?
America: I just gor back from mcDonalds!!! And I got you all stuff too!!!
Me:
40) Refer to (39) 4 becomes a real pain. Reaction?
Me: DAMNIT ITALY STOP MAKING FUCKING PASTA!!!!
Italy: *cries*
Me: *feels guilty and pats head*
41) 3,5,4 are drunk. What do you do?
Me: Italy, Germany, go out and do something. I wanna have the Brit to myself~~~
England: I'm th' bloody UK! I can take anythin' you got!!
42) On Facebook, 8 and 9 are spamming you with love notes. What do you do?
Me: Russia, sorry, but you're too obsessive. And Sealand, I'm not pedo bear.
43) 2 and 1 are playing pirate. Do you join?
Me: Naaaaah, I'd rather do it with England
44) You find out 4 is a terrorist. Join him/her or other option?
Me: Italy? A terrorist? THIS IS WHY I NEVER TRUST NICE PEOPLE!!!!!
45) 2, 3, and 5 flood your house with cats. Your reaction?
Me: YOU FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THESE CATS?!?!?
China, England, & Germany:
46) In the dark, you, 3, 5, and 9 are locked in a room. What happens?
I make out with England while Germany pulls out his closet stuff and Sealand pukes at the sight of it
47) You enter your bathroom, only to find 1 using your shower. What do you do?
Me: Prussia. Get out now.
Prussia: Nope! I'm too awesome!
Me: *pulls out 22mm pistol* What?
Prussia:*runs out*
48) While jogging with 1, you twisted your ankle. Does 1 help?
Me: Help me, you assface!
Prussia: Fine, only if you say I'm awesome!
Me:...........................you're awesome
49) 2 invented a new food and want you to try it. Reaction?
Me: Sorry China......it's probably monkey brains......
China:
50) Everyone planned a surprise party for you. What happens?
I end up in the bedroom with Iggy and everyone else does their own shit. //shot XDDD
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