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A/N: FYI incase you didn't get the memo, I don't own Hetalia. Hope you like Germany!

Wurst

You eagerly put you hand in the hat and pulled out something.

"It's…wurst." You tell America. He flashes you a grin and leads you into the closet where you will wait for your person to show. You had a pretty good guess that it was Germany that was suppose to come in. How America was going to get him in here, you didn't know.

Just then you heard a voice outside the door yell, "Ze hell are you doing? Let go of me zis instant!" The door suddenly opened and Germany was thrown in by a lot of the guy countries.

"Verdammt, (Dammit)" He muttered as he got up and dusted himself off. He looked around until his blue eyes met your (e/c) ones and blushed a little. "Oh, err, hello, (y/n)"

"Hey." You say shyly. You had a crush on the German man for some time, just never had the guts to tell him. Both of you sat in silence for a moment. "Um, Germany…there's something I've wanted to tell you for a while…" You began to say. Suddenly, you were cut off by a pair of warm lips. After a minute of hesitation, you began to passionately kiss him back. You felt his tongue press against your lips, asking for entrance. This made you gasp a little, giving him the chance to slip his tongue in your mouth. He explored a little, making you moan softly. But before you could continue, the closet door was flung open by none other than America. Then you saw a flash of light and knew he took a picture of you…kissing Germany.

"Verdammt, du dummer Amerikaner!" (Damn you, you stupid American!)" Germany yelled as he rushed to snatch the camera from America. Unfortunately, America was too fast and disappeared into the crowd.

"Well, want to continue this at my house?" you asked Germany.

"J-Ja, (y/n)" He replied with a small smile and a deep blush. The two of you went to your house and…well; let's just say you had a lot of fun.

A/N: LOL! I felt so weird writin' that! Hope it lives up to your fantasies! By the way, here are bunches o' tissues for your nosebleeds. :D I know it's a little short, but I don't have time to be really elaborate cause of exams. :/
heh heh~
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:iconchibi-germany7:
chibi-germany7 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wow 7 minutes more like 2 seconds
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:iconcrazygurl5302:
crazygurl5302 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014  Student General Artist
America is such a perv... I'd actually believe if he was related to France
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:iconchibi-germany7:
chibi-germany7 Featured By Owner May 29, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
luvvie u Germany then take sword destroy America then the camera
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:iconscotgaelicvalkyrie27:
-.-XXXXXXX  i'm going to kill America... problem is, where did I put my shotgun????? *shrugs* ah well, I can always barrow Switzerland's.
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:iconrmstar01:
Rmstar01 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey can I help? I gots my own shotgun, can I?
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:iconscotgaelicvalkyrie27:
HELL YEAH!!!! XD THE MORE THE BETTER!!!!!
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:iconrmstar01:
Rmstar01 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
F*ck yeah!! *pulls out shotgun and joins* 
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:iconscotgaelicvalkyrie27:
ScotGaelicValkyrie27 Featured By Owner May 1, 2014
Yeah! I found my rocket laucher!! XD
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:iconrmstar01:
Rmstar01 Featured By Owner May 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome I'll grab mine and Russia. *hands rocket launcher, Russia, and Belarus*
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:iconscotgaelicvalkyrie27:
ScotGaelicValkyrie27 Featured By Owner May 2, 2014
*laughs* AWESOME!!!!!! XD

We're coming after you America!!!!!!
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:iconrmstar01:
Rmstar01 Featured By Owner May 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
America: FUCK!!! DON'T KILL ME RMSTAR01 AND SCOTGAELICVALKYRIE27!!!
Me: RUN BITCH RUN! *chases him with various weapons*
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romanopluscanada Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Student Writer
Syop fucking tacking pictures fucking america!!! * wanders what he plans to do with it*
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:iconthoselittlewishes:
ThoseLittleWishes Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Three words to Germany.
Ich. Liebe .Dich.
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:iconkirychan1226:
Kirychan1226 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015  Student Digital Artist
your icon is priceless.
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:iconvostoklucini:
VostokLucini Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

DAMN YOU 'MURICA

 

lol... Short and sweet. I like it!

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:iconkagami7788:
Kagami7788 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
- FIRERAGE - - FIRERAGE - - FIRERAGE - 
FUCK YOU AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DreamingHetalia101 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Is it, uh, really strange and weird to imagine America making Zoidberg noises when he disappeared into the crowd after taking that photo............?
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:iconbubbleonfire:
bubbleonfire Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That's such a beautiful thought. *wipes away a tear*
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:icondreaminghetalia101:
DreamingHetalia101 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm glad you think so :iconiloveitplz:
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:iconkurino-sama-alpha:
kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
....*starts rolling on the ground laughing hysterically* o my god that's PERFECT!!!!!!! ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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DreamingHetalia101 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconamericaeyebrowsplz:
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:iconkurino-sama-alpha:
kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014
oh Alfie. such an immature cutie..
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:icondreaminghetalia101:
DreamingHetalia101 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
he's a loveable idiot
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:iconprincessdarknight:
PrincessDarknight Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I just don't get how America eats nothing but burgers, and still is skinny? He defies logic! ---> Just like this pony, :iconpinkiepieshrugplz: Lol
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:iconchromaticadmin:
ChromaticAdmin Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
it's high metabolism i think :iconsweatdropplz: my brother is the same way...
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:iconkagami7788:
Kagami7788 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes it is I have a high metabolism
which sucks 'cause it means I'm always hungry.
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:iconchromaticadmin:
ChromaticAdmin Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
well, even though you're always hungry i would like high metabolizem because I NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT
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:iconprincessdarknight:
PrincessDarknight Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
My friend is like that too, I feel like an idiot now :<
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:iconchromaticadmin:
ChromaticAdmin Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i'm actually jealous cuz i'm 5'1 and around 150 pounds and i need to lose weight :iconcanadasulkplz:
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:iconprincessdarknight:
PrincessDarknight Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Me too kinda, 5'2 and I forgot my weight xD My Asian friend is like 80 pounds and she says she needs to lose weight and I'm like "YOU DO NOT!"
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:iconchromaticadmin:
ChromaticAdmin Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i try to stay positive saying that the chart says i'm too short
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:iconprincessdarknight:
PrincessDarknight Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I have so many people that are shorter than me... I dun't like it...
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:iconchromaticadmin:
ChromaticAdmin Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
you know what i went and met my teacher earlier today and the boys got taller... then i noticed how i 'matured' as well, it was embarrassing on the inside...
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xxxWARGIRLxxx Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahaha its kinda like me i guess, I eat a lot of shit and I only weigh 100.
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:iconprincessdarknight:
PrincessDarknight Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Lol now that I think about it's just like me :P
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:iconthecoaxer24:
thecoaxer24 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013
Runs prettyy fast for a fat kid. No offense america
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:iconxxxwargirlxxx:
xxxWARGIRLxxx Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hahahaha true XD
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thecoaxer24 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013
XD
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Ask-Siberia-Cat Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*dies of blood loss*
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:iconxxxwargirlxxx:
xxxWARGIRLxxx Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Glad ya enjoyed yourself XD
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moonbladethebook Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Student General Artist
*nosebleed* great job!
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xxxWARGIRLxxx Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks! :3
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Maramaster Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
hah,that's awesome
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:iconxxxwargirlxxx:
xxxWARGIRLxxx Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:D thanks glad you enjoyed it
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Shadamybelong Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013
m going to the hospitral <--- japanese accent ... by accident XD
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DubstepCat Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*took all of the tissues* :iconpervplz:
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xxxWARGIRLxxx Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XDDD lol
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FrostLover1204 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
AMERICA YOU TROLL!!!! AND HERE I THOUGHT PRUSSIA WOULD BE THE ONE DOING THINGS LIKE THAT!
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xxxWARGIRLxxx Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XDD :icontrollfaceplz: U mad? :iconamericaumadplz:
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:iconfrostlover1204:
FrostLover1204 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
No... Pleased actually!
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